My Radio Win! (I knew my ego would get me somewhere good)

An hour had passed since I had walked out of the store toting a plastic bag of golden legends: Lupe Fiasco's "Food & Liquor" and "The Cool" and J Dilla instrumental compilation "Donuts". I was in my car with the radio blasting Channel 95.5 when I got stuck at a railroad track with a slow moving train trudging by. Radio personality, Bo, was playing the cocky Kanye Grammy speech and then Bo challenged his listeners to call the station with their best Kanye-style biggest ego speech to win tickets to Kanye's concert. I called immediately and it rang on the first try. A minute later someone answered. "Hello. I have the biggest ego." I told her. She transfered me to Bo and this is the speech I gave him:"First most I want to thank The Most High-- ME. (Bo cracks up hysterically) I deserve to win these tickets because I am The Best. I am better than everyone in Detroit AND in the suburbs, I dont care where you are. These tickets are MINE. I listen to the radio the best. My ears are the best and I have the best taste in music. I've got the best lips-- so plush! Ive got the best thighs and butt and I am going to look FLY when I go to that concert. I am going to be front row and Kanye is going to pull ME up on stage because I am The Best and even HE cant deny that I am better than him!"Bo is laughing non-stop and says, "You've got the tickets. You nailed it!"I scream my thanks and the people in the cars around me look at me with raised eyebrows as we sit at the red light and Im jumping around in my seat throwing my arms in the air. May 22nd I will be at the Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Rihanna, and N.E.R.D. concert at The Palace. This makes it my 6th time winning a prize from the radio station:1. Motor City Classic/ Pepsi Greek Stepshow/ Young Dro CD (WJLB Fall 2006)2. Ciara/Rihanna/ Young Joc/ Tone Tone concert (WJLB Fall 2006)3. North American International Auto Show (WJLB Winter 2007) 4. Singles Mingle Pajama Party (Channel 95.5 Winter 2007)5. Hip Hop Car Show (WJLB Summer 2007)6. Kanye/ Lupe/ Rihanna/ NERD concert (Chanel 95.5 Winter 2008):-)